Betting Agent Gifts

"Out of Chicago Lady by Pistol Whipped owner A.Capone..."

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

No Baseball

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

Currently Boston

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Post Game Day Betting.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's