Betting Agent Gifts

"Out of Chicago Lady by Pistol Whipped owner A.Capone..."

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Little league world series of poker.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

A day at the races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

No Baseball

Currently Boston

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Destination casinos...

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Nostradamus.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's