Betting Clerk T-Shirts

'Did I get this right? You bet 1,000,000,- that the Earth will get destroyed within the next three hours and if you win, I can keep the money to myself?? WOW!! Good luck, man! GOOD LUCK!!'

'This is the only place where the windows clean the people.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Destination casinos...

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Nostradamus.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's