Betting Clerk Pillows

'Did I get this right? You bet 1,000,000,- that the Earth will get destroyed within the next three hours and if you win, I can keep the money to myself?? WOW!! Good luck, man! GOOD LUCK!!'

'This is the only place where the windows clean the people.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Out and In.

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Destination casinos...

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'