Betting Hobbyist Pillows

"What really hurts is losing my bet on which of us would go first."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Destination casinos...

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Post Game Day Betting.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Remember, guys... we've got to clean up this mess before the folks get home.'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

An affair to remember.

A tortoise walks away from a poker game, having lost its shell.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'