Poker Face Pensioner Gifts

"Come on, Lady. Who are you kiddin'? You're way over twenty-one."

Little league world series of poker.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"Stag poker"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Once again, I fold.'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

Solitaire card shark.

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

'I need you to reassure the investors. Can you keep a straight face?'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

"I can't even deal."

"You're a lying, cheating, son-of-a-bitch. You'll do well down here."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'How about a game of cards?'

Casino plastic surgery...specializing poker faces.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - Forefront of the great American luck ethic.

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."

Hit me.