Poker Night Champ Pillows

"If he could put a horse up his sleeve, he'd probably win at that too."

Dogs and their thoughts

Little league world series of poker.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Now that's a win."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Slug roulette

Playing cards.

'Once again, I fold.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'I'm all in.'

Twin brothers playing Monopoly, one is winning, one losing

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

'So, which way up do the cards go?'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'