Snooze Button Master Pillows

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

Eventual Motion Machine

'Gravity wins - again.'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Half asleep.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Sleeping husband

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"