Snooze Button Master Mugs

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Can I get a wake-up call for 6 a.m., and then a dire warning at 7:15?"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Gravity wins - again.'

Eventual Motion Machine

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

"Stu's not a morning person."

Half asleep.

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Sleeping husband

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"