Snooze Master Mugs

Eventual Motion Machine

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Whistler's father.

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Sorry...I overslept."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

Sleeping husband

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"