Snooze Master Prints

Eventual Motion Machine

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Ok Watson, what have you dreamed up?"

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

'Today: The collective unconscious...'

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

"Oh, him? He's BORED CERTIFIED."

"It has snooze control. Ideal for those long board meetings."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Sleeping husband

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Sorry...I overslept."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

Meeting room: "You said 'come prepared', remember?"

"Hey, how was the movie you watched last night with your dad?"

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"