'Another 'undecided'.'
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Democracy - one of the drawbacks.
Pre-Sellouts
Halo/Devil
The devil you know and his plus one
Elections
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."
'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'
"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."
'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'
Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."
"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."
Club insecurity.
'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'
Documentation Please
Nicola Sturgeon
Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.
The polling station
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
Karl Marx
"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."
Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.
'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'
Dem/Ind/GOP
"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."
"Whew! Thank God election season is finally over!"
"Say...don't I know you from someplace...?"
"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."
'They say it was a truly enlightened electorate this year, Congressman.'
There are times when it feels like I wasn't even meant to party.
Manners and customs of 'ye Englyshe', scene 2.
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