Ballot Boxer Gifts

"Gee...that wasn't too bad."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

Elections

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

Pianist-boxer

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Musical Fight

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

Raging Bull on Ice

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."