Ballot Boxer Mugs

"Gee...that wasn't too bad."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Elections

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

Pianist-boxer

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Musical Fight

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Raging Bull on Ice

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'