Polling Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the polling philosopher? Discover clever, witty products designed to engage their inquisitive mind and love of thoughtful discussion. Ideal for those who enjoy political insights and philosophical debates, our collection offers a variety of fun and meaningful items that celebrate their analytical spirit and love for polling and reasoning.

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Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back. mockup

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

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"I don't like the looks of that!" mockup

"I don't like the looks of that!"

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The devil you know and his plus one mockup

The devil you know and his plus one

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'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!' mockup

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.' mockup

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'Shouldn't we be doing this online?' mockup

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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Labour moderates rallying cry.

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'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.' mockup

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

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'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?' mockup

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

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"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one." mockup

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

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"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture." mockup

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

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'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...' mockup

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

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When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. mockup

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

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"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!" mockup

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

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'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?' mockup

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby." mockup

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

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'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!' mockup

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

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Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant. mockup

Carl's still 51 annoyed at you for saying his opinion was statistically insignificant.

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Restrictive Abortion Laws

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"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse." mockup

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

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"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert" mockup

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

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Political Analysis

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Club insecurity.

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'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.' mockup

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

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"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking." mockup

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

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Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey. mockup

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

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Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters. mockup

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

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"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?" mockup

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

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Polling Philosopher Gifts Collection

Polling Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of polling philosopher mugs, featuring witty designs that spark curiosity and debate during coffee breaks.

Polling Philosopher Pillows

Relax with pillows adorned with polling and philosophical motifs, adding a humorous and insightful touch to any room.

Polling Philosopher Prints

Inspire thoughtful conversations with prints that celebrate polling and philosophy—ideal for any space that values inquiry and wit.

Polling Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for polling enthusiasts—perfect for making statements about democracy, data, and philosophical pondering with humor.