Public Philosopher Gifts

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The devil you know and his plus one

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

No Immediate Danger

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Men gossiping

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Brickie's Mate

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."