Public Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a public intellectual? Our collection features clever designs perfect for thinkers, speakers, and lifelong learners. Whether it’s for a professor, a debater, or a book lover, these items combine humor and insight to spark conversations and admiration.

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No atheists in Heaven.

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!' mockup

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.' mockup

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

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'No ice.'

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'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.' mockup

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

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'No standing while room is in motion.' mockup

'No standing while room is in motion.'

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'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.' mockup

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

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Paul Ree

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'I know it's gassy...'

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Miss America IQ Pageant

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'Your husband? He's just leaving...' mockup

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

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'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.' mockup

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

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Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar. mockup

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

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“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?” mockup

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

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"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini." mockup

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney." mockup

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

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'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.' mockup

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

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I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.' mockup

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

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'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?' mockup

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks." mockup

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

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"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer." mockup

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

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Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

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Men gossiping

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Barack Obama's To Do list.

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'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!' mockup

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys." mockup

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

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"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here." mockup

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

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Joyce could certainly handle her drink! mockup

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

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Barman In Love.

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!" mockup

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

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'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.' mockup

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

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"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ." mockup

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

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Public Intellectual Gifts Collection

Public Intellectual Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating public intellectuals — perfect for thinkers who love their coffee with a side of wit.

Public Intellectual Pillows

Browse our decorative pillows featuring clever quotes and designs inspired by public intellectuals — perfect for adding personality to your space.

Public Intellectual Prints

Find inspiring prints that honor public intellectuals and their ideas, making any room a hub of thought-provoking conversation.

Public Intellectual T-Shirts

Check out our smart and stylish t-shirts that spotlight the wit and wisdom of public intellectuals, ideal for making a thoughtful statement.