Pub Intellectual Gifts

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Men gossiping

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Surreal ale

'The Saxon King' pub

"Just water for me, please."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Barman In Love.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"