Pub Intellectual T-Shirts

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"I forget to drink."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Just water for me, please."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Barman In Love.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The Saxon King' pub

Surreal ale