Public Intellectual T-Shirts

No atheists in Heaven.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'No ice.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Paul Ree

'I know it's gassy...'

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Barman In Love.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."