Politics Philosopher Gifts

Our Facts, Their Facts

Second thoughts on Obama.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

The Child and the Tank

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Labour moderates rallying cry.

Conflict In Palestine

Obama punishing Assad

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."