Policy Philosopher Gifts

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Good boy."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

UK border controls relaxed.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

The devil you know and his plus one

G7 Summit Concern

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Roe v. Wade

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Do Guns Kill?

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

The wrecking crew!

"Tariffs"

Violent Crime Statistics