"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."
Returns Policy Philosopher Gifts
Looking for a gift for a philosophy enthusiast who loves to ponder life's big questions—even when it comes to returns policies? Our collection offers clever and humorous items that make complex concepts approachable. Whether they enjoy witty phrases or thoughtful designs, these products celebrate the humor and depth of philosophical thinking. Surprise a friend or colleague with a gift that’s both amusing and reflective, perfect for sparking conversation or just brightening their day during those deep dives into online shopping quirks.
"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
UK border controls relaxed.
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
The economy.
'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'
"I don't like the looks of that!"
G7 Summit Concern
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
'Did you clear this through Legal first?'
This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!
Roe v. Wade
Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.
'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'
Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.
"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
The wrecking crew!
Do Guns Kill?
America Finally Solves the Gun Problem
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."
Sybil Obama
'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'
"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."
Violent Crime Statistics
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
We Used to Build Things
Pre-Old Blues
Returns Policy Philosopher Gifts Collection
Returns Policy Philosopher Mugs
Discover our full range of witty philosophy gifts, including clever mugs perfect for any pondering mind interested in returns policies.
Returns Policy Philosopher Pillows
Add a touch of wit to their home with pillows featuring clever philosophy themes, including playful takes on returns and policies.
Returns Policy Philosopher Prints
Find thought-provoking and humorous prints inspired by philosophy and everyday life's oddities, like returns policies, to brighten any space.
Returns Policy Philosopher T-Shirts
Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts celebrating philosophy and life's amusing questions, including topics like returns policies.