Returns Policy Philosopher Mugs

"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."

"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

UK border controls relaxed.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

G7 Summit Concern

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Roe v. Wade

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

The wrecking crew!

Do Guns Kill?

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Sybil Obama

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Violent Crime Statistics

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

We Used to Build Things

Pre-Old Blues