Returns Policy Philosopher Pillows

"There, there, now! Perhaps I didn't give it a fair trial."

"It's in the original clamshell packaging...I couldn't open it in the first place!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

UK border controls relaxed.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

G7 Summit Concern

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Roe v. Wade

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Do Guns Kill?

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

The wrecking crew!

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

social services cuts