Political Philosophy Lover Pillows

Ryan Shrugged

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The devil you know and his plus one

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

The Public Option

'Have you been working out?'

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'