Political Philosophy Lover T-Shirts

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Have you been working out?'