Political Philosopher T-Shirts

Spectacular View and Opposing View

"Yeah? Well, my uninformed vote counts just as much as yours, mister-good-citizen-news-freak."

'I'm a liberal at heart...but my wallet is quite a conservative.'

Ode to Joy - The Anthem of Europe

"Part of me is going to miss liberal democracy."

"Power corrupts, but not like it did when I was younger."

"To representation without taxation!"

Religion & politics.

'The purpose of government is to protect me from him.'

People want as much government as they deserve.

Apathy Club

Abdel Fattah al-Sisi

"I'm so glad I'm not a political post..."

'You'll be happy to know, Father, he's not a Liberal, Moderate or Conservative. Jason's a nothing.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"I don't like that smug look of 'registered independent' on your face."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

'I'm sorry Karl... but we've had a vote... and we feel you aren't what we're looking for!'

"I totally agree with you about capitalism, neo-colonialism, and globalization, but you really come down too hard on shopping."

"Freedom and crime go hand in hand, Your Honor. Look at Russia."

Greed and Austerity

'When do you last remember having your soul?'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

"Someday you'll know what it's like to be old and Republican."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Son, our tax system is pretty simple. Just think of a supermarket: you don't buy anything but you've got to pay for using the shopping cart!'

"Sometimes I forget you're a Republican."

'Son, there are two kinds of people - the Trickle Downs, and the Trickle Downed Upon - you want to be the dry kind.'

'History keeps repeating itself.' - 'You say that every four years.'

'Glimflint decided not to run for reelection? -- I never thought he'd go straight!'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"Still a few bloody moderates around here."

"Don't worry. It's just an election. . . once it's over all this will just go away."