Political Philosophers T-Shirts

Nationalized Bank and Trust.

'We're your conscience. We're here to tell you which way to vote on the upcoming bill.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Thinking Gears

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

The devil you know and his plus one

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Child and the Tank

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Conflict In Palestine

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."