Political Philosophers Gifts

Nationalized Bank and Trust.

'We're your conscience. We're here to tell you which way to vote on the upcoming bill.'

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Pre-Sellouts

Thinking Gears

Pretty Flowers

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Stephen Spender.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

George Orwell

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Detention Center

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Bearded Leftie.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

The Child and the Tank

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."