"His schlock has gravitas."
Party Philosophers Gifts
Looking for a gift that sparks conversation and reflects deep thinking? Our party philosophers collection blends witty humor with clever designs, perfect for those who love to ponder while they celebrate. Whether you're gifting a friend who enjoys intellectual banter or a host who appreciates a touch of wit, these products bring a playful twist to any gathering.
"I don't like the looks of that!"
That party went well.
The devil you know and his plus one
Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained
At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck
"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."
Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"
'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'
'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'
The Revolution Will Not Be Organized
Dog Birthdays
"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."
"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."
Labour moderates rallying cry.
"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."
"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."
'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."
"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."
'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'
Restrictive Abortion Laws
"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'
Club insecurity.
Political Analysis
"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"
Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.
It Isn't Violence if It's BY the State
A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."
"It's all good – but some of it is better."
Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.
Party Philosophers Gifts Collection
Party Philosophers Mugs
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Party Philosophers Pillows
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Party Philosophers Prints
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Party Philosophers T-Shirts
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