Party Philosophers Mugs

"His schlock has gravitas."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

The devil you know and his plus one

That party went well.

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Restrictive Abortion Laws

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

Political Analysis

Club insecurity.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Documentation Please

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Hanging Rope of Freedom