Party Scientist Mugs

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

America, are we learning anything?

Sir Winston Churchill

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Oligarchy

The International and May Day Terrorism

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

King George I

CIA report

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

That party went well.

The devil you know and his plus one

Where does it all end up?

Compression

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

U.S. Foreign Policy

An informed voter is a good voter

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'