Political Philosophy Gifts

"To representation without taxation!"

Leftists versus Liberals

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The devil you know and his plus one

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"It's the new Trump Tower..."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

Club insecurity.

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

Political Analysis

Restrictive Abortion Laws

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

King Trump

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

"Hitler Stalin pact in the Arabian jackal desert"

'Let's see what Plato has to say about this!'