Political Philosophy Buff Gifts

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'

Pig Reading Animal Farm

Book Store: 'Do It Yourself' and 'Let The Government Do it!'

Liberty holding a guillotine t-shirt.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Yes, one is a dog."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Paul Ree

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'