Ballot Box Buff Gifts

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

An informed voter is a good voter

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Useless information"

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"From this you make a living?"

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

I kicked him upstairs to Diaz, Diaz kicked him over to Fennelson, and Fennelson evidently kicked him out the window.

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Max Weber

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Office of quality assurance"

"You may ask your questions only when I call your name. Don't waste my time with chit-chat. I don't have all day. Got that?"