Belly Button Investigator Gifts

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Push for Disco...

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

The First Domesticated Dog: "Can you compete with a free life time supply of tummy rubs? . . . Well?. . . Yeah, I didn't think so."

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

Innie Outie

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'Gee,that's an unusual assortment! What kind of buttons are those? 'Belly...'

Zipper complimenting zip child: "Ah, she's a cute as a button!"

"And if this prescription doesn't work, see if you can get someone to rub your belly. That always make me feel better."

"I was just testing all the buttons on my desk. You may all return to your work."

Layers of Man

"Are my little buttons too provocative?"

Welcome to Umbilicoplasty aesthetic surgery

Go to hell smiley face.

'Next time ask, 'what does this button do?' before you push it.'

'I thought we were going to play Doctor'

"Well, now we know what THAT button is for!"

National Belly Button Society: Innies and Outies.

Stomach Fishing.

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'Can you tell me where the ON button is?"

'Now I want you to press a button - any button!'

"I found the problem. The reason your car wouldn't move is because someone hit the pause button on it."

'Can't resist a pretty face , can you? - but save the bed bug?...'