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Today Was The Day

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Push for Disco...

'Take me to your computer.'

Remote Control Duck

"You're hired!"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Robotic nurse in a future hospital.

Artificial hearts.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

AI

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"Nice work! Combining artificial intelligence and voice capabilities, we finally we have a product that can actually sell itself."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"If you ask me, this guys is way too intelligent!"

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

A day at the UN.

"Intel inside."

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"He's a rouge! They lost his access codes!"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

'It's not you I can't stand, Walter - It's your software.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'