Robot Lover Pillows

Artificial hearts.

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

Killer Robots

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

"Now that we're completely automated, there's no one to yell at."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

A robot hides in a closet watching the new

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"Within our budgetary constraints we couldn't afford to replace you with a proper robot."

Rollerblind.

'Well, Mr. Snake, you wanted somebody that was into 'heavy metal', right?'

Tired Russian groundsman opens box of robot groundsmen from Canada

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

People in street, "Terry's mate is something big in electronics apparently"

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

Fold out ironing board next to a fold out ironing lady.

"This? Don't worry, it's an open source relationship."

"…Of course, a new model can't expect to understand how it is when they discontinue your line and parts get scarce!"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Intel inside."

Robot Parts $5

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."