Mute Button Enthusiast Gifts

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

Hush puppy.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Mutation D614G

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Gravity wins - again.'

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"Stu's not a morning person."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Half asleep.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

Institute of Genetic Engineering

Consoles.

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'