Mute Button Enthusiast Pillows

His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

'I know you hate commercials, but must you surf for them just so you can mute them?'

Hush puppy.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Mutation D614G

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

'Gravity wins - again.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Half asleep.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Stu's not a morning person."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Consoles.

Free Little Library

"Cousin Magdalena likes pushing Tia Carmen's buttons, doesn't she?"

'Mom, I warned you to stop pushing all of the buttons.'

Colby's reflection forgets to set his alarm.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Institute of Genetic Engineering

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."