Mute Button Master Gifts

'These teleconferences have become a lot more civil since I installed this 7 second delay.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'They all want to play the star.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

George Michael

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Dialogue

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Robbie Williams

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Karaoke night.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

The Communicator

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

Working from Home

Multitasking executive dog

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Overworked

"Go ahead, Perkins. I can listen to your report and roll out my hammies at the same time."

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

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