Bug Beware Mugs

"Looks like we did't get the screens up none too soon, Pa."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

The Poky Little Pupa.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Extreme Bungy

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Insect extinction

Exciting potato bugs.

Terry had a computer bug.

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'