Bugs Mugs

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

Kamakazi Flies

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

Bug King

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Punk Entomologists.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Entomological Institute

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'I guess that's why it's good to avoid high blood pressure.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

'Didn't you do anything besides work on that ant farm?'

SWAT Police Chase

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."

'A thief stole your key? Rats, I'll have to change the lock and reissue keys to the thousands of tenants...'

'At ease, soldier.'

'What do you mean I can't check out? What kind of a motel is. . .this. . . place. . .'

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

International House of Excrement

Upon returning to school, none of the boys could help but notice how much Allison had developed over summer vacation.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Mum's been in bed with a nasty bug all week dad!"

"If I trip over something, it takes a minute for me to fall down!"

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Genetic defect."