Bugs Mugs

'I'm pretty sure he's been s-q-u-a-s-h-e-d...'

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Kamakazi Flies

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Bug King

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Punk Entomologists.

'Get up, you idiot! That's not our Queen, it's only Fat Bob.'

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

'Well, since you ask, yes, your bum does look big in that.'

'Didn't you do anything besides work on that ant farm?'

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"Mmmmm, a pulsating little red"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

Employee of the month.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'CHECKMATE!'

Entomological Institute

'I guess that's why it's good to avoid high blood pressure.'

'...if you think about it, we must have done something pretty bad in a past life.'

"Ignore them. They just want to get us into bed."

'Hey! Clean up after yourself...will ya!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'It's a nasty bug that's going around!'

'I won't be coming into work today. I'm in bed with a bug.'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Ants watching human invasion.

"Genetic defect."

"Sorry, Jeff. Two's company, three's an infestation."