Bug Control Mugs

Physician-assisted insecticide

Attack Bugs

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Insect extinction

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban