Bug Control Mugs

Physician-assisted insecticide

Attack Bugs

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Look, a bug!"

The Poky Little Pupa.

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Extreme Bungy

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Insect extinction

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Exciting potato bugs.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'At ease, soldier.'