Bug Defender Mugs

Insect extinction

'Poacher!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"If they think a fly screen will keep them safe from us, they're dreaming: I've brought scissors...'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

Butterflies

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Flies up the ante!

'Where are you going?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

'D'you have any salt?'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'