Democracy Buffer Gifts

Boris Prorogues Parliament and Democracy

An informed voter is a good voter

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'That was a flagrant misconduct of the left hand.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

The polling station

Nicola Sturgeon

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

"You spend years waiting for any politician to pay you the slightest attention!"

Politics pre - DJT

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

Global Stress Test

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Elections race.

'Pander to voters? Me?'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Respected Again!