Democracy Buffs Gifts

Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

'They seem to be making a concerted effort to go after the undecided vote this year.'

"Good boy."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Turkish Democracy

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Very Presidential."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Moulting"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"