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Democracy vs. Natural Selection.

"Good boy."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Turkish Democracy

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Very Presidential."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Moulting"

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Viva Belarus!

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.