"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."
Social Buffer Architect Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for someone who excels as a social buffer architect? Explore our collection of creative and humorous products that celebrate their talent for managing social interactions. From clever prints to fun accessories, find the perfect way to acknowledge their role as the ultimate connector among friends and colleagues.
Presidential surveillance ass!"
Children building 'Sandcastle City'.
"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."
What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?
'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'
'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'
Little Nipper Sandpit
"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."
'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'
"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"
'... And now, the sports gossip.'
Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.
"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."
The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.
Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance
"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."
Planning Department.
The Vicar in Customs
'Well, great, now the Hendersons have TV and aluminum siding, and we're still stuck with this dumb castle.'
"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"
@Village
Where did you get this?...Widescreen. Squirrels gone wild. DVD. (Originally published on 2009-02-08).
'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?'
"Public display of rejection"
'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'
Now that he had done all the big adult stuff, maybe everybody would just leave him alone.
'Nothing heightens the suspense of a good movie like buffering.'
"May I see your planning application?"
'Eureka may or may NOT be the most appropriate response, I think we need to set up a policy committee to consider developing a policy that encapsulates...'
"How many times do I have to tell you... that is not a toy."
Little helper
Batteries Not Included.
First Thoughts Of An Eight-Foot Fence
"Come Kitty, play with me in my sandbox!" "Clumping or non-clumping?"
Social Buffer Architect Gifts Collection
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