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Scientists discover a new Superbug

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Scarecrow.

Net Zero Superstitions

Exploring in the countryside.

"Hi everyone, thanks for channeling in to help me with my ancestry project."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.